Here's a message for all the comics, lounge acts, poets, telephone philosophers and adorable, stammering preschoolers We can't take it anymore. We're talking about those "delightful" greetings on your ...

You never knew what kind of machine greeting you'd hear when you called someone in the 80s. That's what made it so fun! The new "Star Wars-stricken culture" had not only begun to normalize the robotic ...